Once, someone complimented Herman for ‘never complaining’. Since then, Herman has made a conscious effort to never complain. He likes thinking about this being his ‘definitive feature’, the kind of thing that would be mentioned in an emotional eulogy at his funeral, or act as the introduction to his Wikipedia page. Herman has a recurring dream involving a swimming pool filled with gravy. He sleeps on his back and snores loudly.

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